1. People move away from you as you walk by just the like the water did for moses
2. Your hair is so greasy you could ring the grease out of your hair and make fries in it
3. Your dog does not greet you as you enter the house anymore
4. There are mysterious baskets of soaps and perfumes left on your door step
5. During a basketball game all the people on the apposing team shotties not to be your defender
6. Your carrying a fly swatter around in your bag because there seems to be swarm of them where ever you go
7. Your parents don't like to eat dinner with you at the table anymore
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
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